Hell In Hallucinogenic Lipstick

copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 

(via skarosoul)

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via mutejukebox)

katranga:

“That was more fun than I’d ever want to have again.” - Dr. Doppler